Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bollywood!!!!

Apna Bollywood movies...what a story-line(90% dont make sense at al), atleast when they copy hollywood they should copy it completely...but NO they will indianise it....ooo....for some reason they the producers think it will work???seriously???how on earth will it work if nothing in the damn movie makes sense???but then again our Indian audience are very unpredictable!!
Any damn movie that Shah Ruk Khan acts,whether it makes sense or not goes a hit, still cant figure out why!??!?! Om Shanti Om...what was soo great in that movie....typical bollywood movie that didnt make sense..in the movie the guy who killed(car accident) shah ruk khan....had a child who grew up into SRK lookalike again!?! i mean..what!??!
or the movie Rab ne ...o my god...that movie is the height..had to take crocin to stop the headache..how is it that in only indian movies that we cant recognise ppl if they wear specs or remove them...taani (anoushka) didnt recognize her husband..who she stays with when he wore lens and had a diff hair style and new clothes(bright bright coloured clothes ..red tee shirt orange pants (tight)!! what bout the damn face?!?he didnt have a plastic surgery...and they made a 3 hour movie out of that and many songs...o there are so many parts in the movie which irritate you..but there are still who loved the movie......
yeh its true .... SRK and sex are the only things that work!!!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Movies..

Dunno if I am relieved that there are no releasing now or sad! Some of the movies are made just to make you understand the exact meaning of torture, and I usually land up watching such movies itself!! Atleast english movies promise you just 1-2 hours of entertainment but apna hindi movies..seem never ending....
When the movie begins..it makes sense but slowly you realize your mistake....I really don't understand why every damn movies needs soo many songs...thank god..himesh has stopped singing for a while!!( There was a time that every radio station played his songs...there was no escape only) if not the songs, the story line-the same person dies ...comes back.., he has 2-3 wives..but hes never caught etc and the worst are when english movies are copied into bollywood style...but in mumbai if you release any movie..poeple will go for it , lovers rush in the theatre to catch the "Corner Seats" since they cant make out in public places ,and also they dont want anyone to see...but in a theatre people still have the beauty of vision, and can see and also feel the vibrations of the seat next to you! Some people are so excited to see their fav star they start cheering and singing ( u cant even sleep in peace then!)