Saturday, May 15, 2010

FAIR & FAIRER and FAIREST!


Australians attack on us Indians was really disturbing but then there are many attacks on Indians by our own countrymen/women cause of the lack of skin colour and this happens in many educated people’s homes as well! These cases were not given as much publicity as the attack by the Australian ones were!

We actually call Australians racists then what on earth are we???We are obsessed with our own skin colour and refuse to look beyond the colour .

I have actually met people are ghostly white and still are unhappy…they wanna be more “FAIR”….and they think they are too dark and keep crying out! O MY GOD…wanna punch people when the do that!

Have also met crazy people who cover themselves with powder since they are not white enough! And they spray powder everywhere when they walk and some other innocent person accidently trips and falls down on that!( I have tripped so I know how annoying it actually is !)

When Gals have their gals night out, you actually find out how insane they actually are and when some of us would just doze of to sleep, there are others who actually take the effort to cover every part of their skin with some magic cream that will apparently make their life worthwhile.

The effort people put in to be white! Instant whiteness, they shoud really use Nerolac Paints or Asian Paints , even if you stamp on the paint you wont loose your colour!( Honestly, See the lastest Saif Ali Khan’s ad where he ignores the hot girl talking to him, instead worrying but his damn wall ) You will be WHITE forever J

People are actually obsessed with fairness to such and extent that every second advertisement on the idiot box is contributed to that noble cause! And one product assuring radiating white glowing skin in just matter of weeks and now the latest ad they were assuring the same beautiful skin in 15 mins!!!

A person’s skin is determined by the content of melanin in his body, this pigment is the reason of the variations of the colours! How difficult is it to understand such simple since and the skin tone is normally hereditary, but it must be pure magic if they can make a darked skinned person white skinned in 15 mins!!! This has been bothering me for a while when they show the transformation of a dark skin to white radiating one…they normally only focus on the face…what bout the remaining HUGE Length of your non-whitened skin!??! If only love was colourblind!!

Anti Harry Potter Fans: You guys buy this bullshit and find Potter crap, then go jump in a contaminated well and die!

I Love Michael Jackson but yeh he was BLACK too and then turned WHITE contrary to his famous track “ No Matter if your black or white!!” ( ok ok that maybe cos of his disease- no one knows that for sure yet !)so there u go guys u shld try that for a quick change!

Ooo poor men felt left out when all the ad’s were just showing fairer women and how they can have glowing skin and turn from a dark ( associated with ugly dirty creature) to a beautiful ( angel innocent most radiating beauty ) all of a sudden then maybe too many started buying it so then obviously they had to fulfill their need too and then they came up with the FAIR AND HANSOME ad’s o my god…..He was hiding behind some flower pot and entering the ladies hostel and hiding with the leaves of some plant and he trips and falls and all the gals laugh at him but then he uses FAIR AND HANDSOME , along with the cream he becomes a magnet with extra-ordinary strong magnetic forces unknown to the scientists alive here, which pulls women towards at lightning speed! He is assured he is handsome when the gals start singing “ Hi Handsome, HI Handsome”

Seriously SRK is saying this himself.. so that will re-assure more than a million people that the only key to fairness and getting women is “ Fair and Handsome” !

After all Gore Gore Chori ke liye Gore Gore Chore chaiye na not Kale Kale Chore!

O Dear God! The number of adverstiements wasted on the same concept:

A girl ( whose face looks like it has been covered with mud or some soot or something) faces failure everywhere in life…be it love life or her professional life funnily even at home her parents r upset that she is dark and she thinks she is doomed but then somehow she finds out about that particular brand of Fairness redeemer and then out emerges the most beautiful girl in the universe and many boys leave their gals and fly into her outstretched white hands , her radiating beauty blinds many people and makes many people turn towards her simulatanously which leads to many accidents together ..people bagging into each other and the car drivers loose their eyesight and bang into other cars or random buses! O all cause of thy beauty! She gets her job back, infact her boss is staring at her like he just spotted a human being for the fist time in his entire life! And there are people following her with their tongues out!And all thanx to the the fairness cream her life ROCKS!!

Its soo obvious it is photoshop!How dumb do they think the customers are? But then

And then we have darked skinned actresses turning into white !!so yeh that may give ideas! Why are people never happy with what they have?You need to actually see their BEFORE AND AFTER pictures to believe this!Kajol is now advertsing for some fairness cream I think OLAY..Where she looks like she has been painted with a brush with this ghasty white paint! I normally love her when she is her human talkative self but not when shes the alien!Deepika is advertising for some Neutrogena Fainess cream! Cant make good movies, its fine we forgive you! Don’t do such crappy ad’s!

Deepika, Bips , Priyanka Chopra etc look good just as they are but no they have to try to be WHITE

And these advertisements are everywhere like they are haunting you! They follow you! In the papers, TV – infinite channels wil show you infinite such crappy ad’s and then there are hoardings everywhere and then the faithful BEST Buses that carry the message along , and when ur stuck in the awesome traffic in Mumbai, you would obviously look!

Indians have funny beliefs, they want their women to be FAIR and WHITE which makes them beautiful and angelic and at the same time all horror movies have ghosts in white sarees..! (The IRONY)

The criteria for mostly heroines in Bollywood has changed from:

P Talent

P Originality

P Beauty

To

P Fair and if not fair then change from your beautiful dusky complexion to the fair one( or focus all the light available on the person to make them fair)

P Fake and No talent- There are hardly any people left who you can watch before you want to choke their neck

P Plastic Dolls - Every alternate actress is one

The movies and serials keep promoting this insane love for fairness which is one of the main reasons why kids want to be fair too!

Now people measure fairness on some FAIRNESS STRIP!!! John Abraham confidently explains his belief in the strips, and the importance of the same in his life,so u can actually check in the Mirror how fair you have turned into!

" Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who is the FAIR, FAIRER & FAIREST of Them all?!?!? "

God knows what they will invent next!!!