Ridiculous styles

Our movies are unique in their own stupid way!Though the evolution of hindi movies has taken place a lil, we still have a long way ahead for our movies to look real enough:)

• A hindi movie is not complete till, there are about 6-7 annoying songs,which spoil the movie(by chance its interesting)
• In our movies, inspite of what the situation the heroine is in, she is always dressed well and has loads of makeup
• The villian always has highligted makeup-if its a guy, kajal in the eye, extra ordinary colour lens, wierd hairdo, teeth can be black or golden(something that will make our lovely heroine scared) and if the villian is a girl then, she will have loads laods of loud makeup,huge bindi covering her forehead, loads of accessories,coloured lens( keep rolling the eyes for no valid reason)
• In hindi movies how is love expressed??

Two flowers next to each other( u need to understand the pollination 1st)

Heavy rainfall+ thunder+lightning+wind that makes eveyrthing fly about but the two lovers sing in glory

Any random animals,birds or living organisms riggling their noses together or so

The fan in the room, or any non living thing becomes the focus of the camera

• In hindi movies, when the lead actors kiss their necks and the camera is always at a crooked angle, two emphasis that yes they r making out
• Most of the rape scenes, the girl treats the guy as a friend till she realizes what is actually hapenning, that is when he tears a piece of her clothe and then starts the howling,nahiin aisa mat karo...mujhe chod do...and out of no where the hero flys in and dishom dishom begins, if this scene has to take place in the rains the girl coincindently will be wearing WHITE
• When the boy finds the girl attractive,wind starts blowing through her hair..wish that would happen in mumbai(its damn hot here)
• Always women get pregnant by hugs,wow that indeed changes the science behind reproduction!!